Friday, May 25, 2007

Oops

Yesterday, at Whole Foods, I managed to bring down an entire shelf of glass jars containing a variety of caramel and chocolate sauces. Granted, the shelf was front-heavy, resting precariously on two metal brackets, neither well-balanced nor anchored. But still. Why couldn't I have knocked over a shelf of cereal boxes, or toilet tissue, or canned peas or something? Why do I insist upon making such a spectacular ass of myself?

4 comments:

rcs said...

OMG that's hilarious!

Emmy said...

it IS pretty damn funny.
I can relate.

Leigh C. said...

The stuff happens! 8-)

Anonymous said...

You know, it could have been the essential oils and aromatherapy aisle. That wouldda sucked.