Thursday, January 26, 2012

Existential Crises

THINGS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE BUT CURRENTLY AM NOT

  • Music Professor
  • Novelist
  • Pot smoker
  • Broke
  • Sporting a kick-ass full-color sleeve on my left arm
  • Famous

THINGS I AM CURRENTLY BUT NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE

  • Married
  • Mother of 2
  • Runner
  • Afraid
  • Soccer Coach
  • Psychotherapist

2 comments:

DCRuszkowskiFamily said...

Is it cheesy to say I like you better this way?? 80). Thanks for your donation by the way- you're the best!

Editor B said...

Funny and poetic. But I wonder why you are afraid? Don't get me wrong; I can think of many reasons. But as this descriptor made your short list, it must have a prominence that your demeanor has never suggested.