"YOU HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!!"
- "Thanks. She's smart, too! Quick, Syd, 9 x 6."
- "Thank you! She's funny, too. Syd, tell 'em the one about the priest, the rabbi, and the goat."
- "Yes, she is, but not as beautiful as her sister, who we keep in an oxygen-rich tank and feed only blueberries and sheep's milk. Really, you should see the other one."
- "Wow, thank you so much! She was genetically engineered for optimum bone structure and flesh tone--we did a good job, huh?"
- "You should see her routine with the scarves and flaming batons--it's really something."
- "Yeah, but she's a real dud in the personality department. Oh well, guess you can't have it all."