Overheard just a few moments ago:
Cade, attempting to get Sydney to brush her teeth: "Open. Open your mouth."
Sydney, mouth clamped tightly shut: "Mm-mm." (Translation: No way, not now, not ever.)
Cade, exhasperated: "Open. Your. Mouth."
Sydney, shaking head wildly: "MM-MM."
Cade, rhetorically: "Hey--who's in charge here?"
Sydney, after a moment's pause: "Umm...Mommy?"